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25
Feb

Funny Friday #2

Today’s Funny Friday has a baby-theme.

Cute video! Are all women born this way?


Funny Friday Joke

Childbirth at 65

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a  65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth… When she was  discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to  visit.

‘May  I see the new baby?’ I asked

‘Not  yet ,’ She said ‘I’ll make coffee and we can chat for a while  first.’

Thirty  minutes had passed, and I asked, ‘May I see the new baby now?’

‘No, not yet,’ She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I  asked again, ’May I see the baby now?’

‘No,  not yet,’ replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I  asked, ‘Well, when can I see the baby?’

‘WHEN HE CRIES!’ she told me.

‘WHEN HE CRIES?’ I demanded. ‘Why do I have  to wait until he CRIES?’

‘BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT  HIM, O.K.?!!’

[Written on Fri 25 Feb 2011]

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Diabetes Types

Type 1 Diabetes autoimmune
Type 2 Diabetes many forms of non-autoimmune diabetes in both thin and overweight people
LADA - Latent Autoimmune Diabetes of Adulthood officially classified as Type 1, or Type 1.5, a slow onset form of T1
Gestational Diabetes onset in pregnancy, often disappears after birth
MODY at least 6 forms of gene mutation causing defects in insulin production
PCOS & Type 2 polycystic ovarian syndrome and T2 often go together
NDM neonatal diabetes mellitus
Type AB unofficial term T1 with insulin resistance
MIDD maternally inherited T2 with some deafness
FPLD children with unusual fat distribution at puberty who develop insulin-resistant diabetes that are one of the following: type A syndrome, leprechaunism, and Rabson-Mendenhall syndrome
TNDM babies needing insulin at birth but not later in infancy. May again develop diabetes later in childhod/adulthood, may not require insulin treatment.
Diabetes associated with Friedreich's ataxia, cystic fibrosis, and hemochromatosis.
KPD ketosis-prone diabetes (KPD) is a widespread, emerging, heterogeneous syndrome characterized by patients who present with diabetic ketoacidosis or unprovoked ketosis but do not necessarily have the typical phenotype of autoimmune type 1 diabetes.

There are also other types related to other causes. Any more, or see mistakes? Please let me know!

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